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patrick.net/memes's avatar

I agree!

I haven't cut my phone off completely yet, but most days I leave it off and in a drawer.

Brek's avatar

I don't own a not-very-smart-to-be-using, so-called 'smart'-phone.

I'm already encountering discrimination for not being able to click on a link that some entity (like a bank) wants to text to me. Ugh.

StellaMaris's avatar

Me neither...I have a flip phone..pay as you go.....for emergencies when I go for walks, etc....

Brek's avatar

Same here. I hate carrying it around, so if I'm feeling "adventuresome" I leave it at home.

The provider mandated a device upgrade by dropping 3G service, end of last year. Also, in summer of 2021, they massively screwed around with the terms of the mega-cheap grandfathered pay-as-you-go plan. ($5 per month plus taxes/fees.) They made changes without stipulating what they were. I had to discover over time by trial and error. Now there's even less incentive for me to turn the thing on.

Dosamuno's avatar

Me too.

So many of my friends have goddamned smart phones which they're always checking.

Seems like addiction.

mary-lou's avatar

we're smarter than our phone.

Anne Gibbons's avatar

Absolutely, mary-lou!

GreaterIsrahell's avatar

Seems like an addiction? It is an addiction, plain and simple. Just like Face Book and all the other shit they throw at us.

Anne Gibbons's avatar

AMEN, GreaterIsrahell!

Anne Gibbons's avatar

It IS an addiction, absolutely! Worthy of forming Cell Phones Anonymous!

Dosamuno's avatar

Hi. My name is Dosamuno and I'm a smartphoneaholic.

Anne Gibbons's avatar

Hi, Dosamuno! ;-)

Anne Gibbons's avatar

That’s my next step, StellaMaris!

Anne Gibbons's avatar

Thanks for commenting, Brek! It is totally inconvenient not to use these litte monsters, and people treat you as if you’ve lost your marbles when you don’t have one with you, don’t want to be texted, etc. Personally, I detest texting!

Brek's avatar

Yes to that bit about being treated as less than human...BY THE HUMANS WHO ARE BEHAVING LESS THAN HUMANELY. That's what really boggles my mind. (Where's the "diversity, inclusion and equity" in that?)

There is an intrinsic arrogance in expecting everyone to merge with these devices. I understand WHY the surveillance state is as arrogant as it is to begin with and then wants to push use of the devices that they themselves rigged for their purposes. But consumer adoption is key to all this.

That last part seems to have crossed a threshold into a no-humans-allowed zone or is poised to go there very soon. I won't be following that path.

Anne Gibbons's avatar

Nor will I, Brek! The Zombies can have their Field Day without us!

SimulationCommander's avatar

Phone technology peaked with the answering machine.

consuelo's avatar

If only my husband would. I can't get away from all the tech stuff and wonder what it is doing to me since I am the sickly one. He keeps his phone on him or beside him at all times. It is within 2 feet of him while he sleeps. The big screen teevees are right in front of him, awake and asleep. The related controls and myriad wires are all nearby. He drives while taking or making calls Lap tops also beside us awake and asleep. I can't make it go away.

Evil Harry's avatar

You could try something like WiFi KiLL Pro - WiFi Analyzer.

Keep breaking the wifi in one room and maybe he will stop using it there.

Brek's avatar

lol...true to your name, eh?

But really, that does sound like a possible solution.

ClearMiddle's avatar

Post-laugh comment: Well yes, but cell phones are toxic too. Is that a proper way to dispose of it? (I know, I know.)

Evil Harry's avatar

Throwing it into an active volcano is the recommended method.

I saw it in a film.

Dosamuno's avatar

Along with friends and relatives who prefer the company of the phone to us.

Anne Gibbons's avatar

Yes, I've been thinking about that, ClearMiddle! I put my iPhone, iPad and Apple Pencil in a drawer and will see how long I can leave them there. I was realizing if I get rid of them, unlike other items I'm pitching, I don't want to give them to anyone else, which defeats the purpose. I like Evil Harry's active volcano solution. Will keep an eye out for one of those. ;-)

ClearMiddle's avatar

Yes, the volcano. You can trust it to do the job. Recyclers -- who knows.

mary-lou's avatar

Eyjafjallajökull (Iceland)

GreaterIsrahell's avatar

The land of the ice and snow

with the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

Pepper Jackson's avatar

I have an Android phone that I use only for calls. It's just $11/mo because I don't pay for internet service.

taxpayer's avatar

3% of Americans (and 8% of old people) have no mobile phone at all, and 15% get along without a "smart"phone. Source: https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/fact-sheet/mobile/ The survey was done by random-digit-dialing, thus excluding folks with no phone at all (such as prisoners) as well as folks who don't answer calls from unknown numbers.

Bandit's avatar

"...folks who don't answer calls from unknown numbers."

🤗 Me!!!

GreaterIsrahell's avatar

I resemble that remark.

Grasshopper Kaplan's avatar

I won't have a job without the cellphone...sad to report

mary-lou's avatar

fortunately & for the time being I'm still able to resist (but it often feels like a one-person's guerilla fight). be well and keep smiling

Lori P. Clark's avatar

Reject Tech!!!! Eject tech!!!

Hey ho Technocracy has got to go!!!

Perplexity's avatar

Anne, this is so perfect! Thank you!

mary-lou's avatar

thank you Anne! we could slowly work on our loved-ones who still believe in their "smart"phone and make chucking it their New Years' resolution.

onevivid's avatar

GOOD ONE ANNE ! I'LL TRY TO STAY AWAY , BUT I'VE BECOME SOMEWHAT CODEPENDENT. I'M DEFINITELY LEANING TOWARDS MY INNER KNOWING MORE .

Cheryl Ruffing's avatar

I keep my phone in a Faraday case and in my purse, checking it about once a day.

Azra Dale's avatar

Brilliant Anne, and so spot-on.

Anne Gibbons's avatar

Thank you, Azra!